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Site Update : 26th November 2010

Hello! Welcome to my store! After 10 years of wrestling with the terrors of technology, I can finally bring you my original works of art, literature and music in bound format! Support our site, pay my wages, take this website to it's zenith! Pay securely for your items with our Paypal service, and have the goods delivered to your door in 2-3 days, all prices ARE inclusive of postage! Choose the items you desire, and click on the Paypal button to purchase, and credit spooksprung@btinternet.com. See Terms below. I will also accept donations of cash for my own personal gain!

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Noobsquad -
'To Planet Noob & Back!'

By James M. Burton

OMD! It's the new Noobsquad album! All the songs, from all the years. Each song was created, sung, played, produced and shipped by Spooksprings while his mind was away on a faraway planet. Every tune is different! Might be a comedy rock/metal/thrash/
blues/rap/shanty/folk or a pop song! Avaliable in CD format only. Not available in shops. To hear the songs in full for free in the Noobsquad online concert, go to Noobsquad Concert

8.99 for 80 songs on CD. All totals inclusive of postage.


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'Kaiser's Kaleidoscopic Kosmology'

By James M. Burton

300 poems of mirth, mischief and mayhem! Spooks complete illustrated collection of poetry, limericks, rhymes, tongue twisters, songs and short stories written over the last 10 years! A cosmic collision of wit, sarcasm and metaphor! 1st Edition, signed by the author! Over 18 advised, 200+ pages, wire bound, A5. ISBN: 978-0-9556093-0-5. Also available also on Amazon. To buy the electronic version of the book click the PDF button, which will be sent to your email address as an attatchment.

Book: 8.99. PDF:3.99. All totals inclusive of postage.


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'Spooksprings Bestiary Of Negative Paradigms'

By James M. Burton

This is Spooksprings collection of ink prints from 1998, very detailed fantasy-psychadelic humourous art, with suitable blurb for each picture, beautifully printed with a Xerox Phaser on 200gms card. Wire bound, A5. Not suitable for childrens, explicit. First Edition, signed by the author. ISBN: 978-0-9556093-5-0. Also available on Amazon. To buy the electronic version of the book click the PDF button, which will be sent to your email address as an attatchment.

Book: 9.99. PDF: 3.99. All totals inclusive of postage.

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'Spooksprings Clipart Collection!'

By James M. Burton

300 black and white cartoon illustrations in WMF (Windows Media Format) on CD. Animals, Aliens, Birds, Extinct, Fish, Deep Sea Fish, Inventions, Jobs, Kings, Monsters, Nations, Saints, Space, Sports, Tribes, War! Ideal for simple illustrations in letter headings, documents, college projects, business cards etc. Not avaliable in shops.

CD: 9.99. All totals inclusive of postage.

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Terms & Conditions: Purchase Price of an item IS inclusive of postage worldwide, but I do not charge VAT. There are no extra charges for buying the PDF format of the book, which will be sent direct to your email. All goods bought with Paypal are despatched by Royal Mail 1st Class or Airmail in padded envelopes. I am not responsible for goods lost or damaged by Royal Mail. But, for a secure, insured, signed for delivery, add 1.00 pounds to your costs, or I can arrange for a private courier to deliver. I will sell all goods worldwide, Paypal converts the costs into your currency auto. All goods are tried and tested before despatch. But, if you find there is a technical fault with your CD's, PDF please return them for testing, and if appropriate I will make a refund via Paypal. We post within 2-3 days, but please note this is a private venture, run from a small office, and we may experience technical difficulties with printers and computers, but your goods are guaranteed despatch within 2 weeks. If your order exceeds 1 copy of each item, there WILL be delays. If you are company wanting to buy bulk, I suggest you send an email first. The PDF (electronic book) version of 'Kaiser's Kaledioscopic Kosmology' and 'Spooksprings Bestiary Of Negative Paradigms' will be sent to you as an email attatchment to the electronic address you have provided, you will need a PDF reader to view it. Paypal is the most secure form of online international crediting, and works just like a credit card, for a small percentage fee, you are covered for indemnity by this company with purchases, and you don't have to register with them to buy stuff. Every single shred of art you buy has been made, manipulated and edited 10 times over, by my own hands, and is completely original, and exists under the copyright of myself, James M Burton (Spooksprings) Copyright 1990-2010. spooksprung@btinternet.com