Hello! Welcome to my store! After 10 years of wrestling with the terrors of technology, I can finally bring you my original works of art, literature and music in bound format! Support our site, pay my wages, take this website to it's zenith! Pay securely for your items with our Paypal service, and have the goods delivered to your door in 2-3 days, all prices are not inclusive of postage! Choose the items you desire, and click on the Paypal button to purchase, and credit spooksprung@btinternet.com. See Terms below. You can also buy my goods on my ebay store! I also accept charitable donations! |
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Noobsquad - By J.M.B.
OMD! It's the new Noobsquad album! All the songs, from all the years. Each song was created, sung, played, produced and shipped by Spooksprings while his mind was away on a faraway planet. Every tune is different! Might be a comedy rock/metal/thrash/ |
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Spook's Screaming Zephyr! Handmade By J.M.B.
First invented by cavemen, this screaming whistle has been adapted by Spook's store for the 21st century as a tool and toy for musicians, children and nature enthusiasts. Originally used by hunters to attract prey, by imitating the call of an injured rabbit, this traditional instrument can now be used as a lure by naturalists in the field, children who wish to scare their friends, or even as a sharp intermission in a tribal type song. Handmade using organic sustainable coppiced hazel of ancient Cambrian woodlands by James, this is the perfect 'magical' gift that will hang neatly round the neck as a talisman. Wood, non toxic PVA, polyethylene and synthetic leather. £2.99 |
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'Kaiser's Kaleidoscopic Kosmology' By James M. Burton
300 poems of mirth, mischief and mayhem!
Spooks complete illustrated collection of poetry, limericks, rhymes, tongue twisters, songs and short stories written over the last 10 years! A cosmic collision of wit, sarcasm and metaphor! 1st Edition, signed by the author! Not available in shops, over 18 advised, 200+ pages, wire bound, A5. ISBN: 978-0-9556093-0-5. To buy the electronic version of the book click the PDF button, which will be sent to your email address as an attatchment. |
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'Spooksprings Bestiary Of Negative Paradigms' By J. M. B.
This is Spooksprings collection of ink prints from 1998, very detailed fantasy-psychadelic humourous art, with suitable blurb for each picture, beautifully printed with a Xerox Phaser on 200gms card. Wire bound, A5. Not suitable for childrens. Explicit. First Edition, signed by the authour. ISBN: 978-0-9556093-5-0.
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 'Spooksprings Clipart Collection!' By J.M.B. 300 black and white cartoon illustrations in WMF (Windows Media Format) on CD. Animals, Aliens, Birds, Extinct, Fish, Deep Sea Fish, Inventions, Jobs, Kings, Monsters, Nations, Saints, Space, Sports, Tribes, War! Ideal for simple illustrations in letter headings, documents, college projects, business cards etc. Not avaliable in shops. £9.99 | |||||
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'Noobie & Choobie By J.M.B. Spooksprings quirky adventures of the potato brothers, a 12 page colour booklet produced in flash, following the exciting quest of a good brother and his evil twin with a potato dragon in a magic land not so far away. Not suitable for childrens. 1st edition signed by the authour. Wire bound, A6. ISBN: 978-0-9556093-3-6. £2.99 |
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'Further Adventures Of By J.M.B. Spooksprings adventures of Pharoah Tootinkarnoob, age 12½, a 16 page colour booklet, produced in ink and crayon, following the adventures of Tootinkarnoob and his witty battle against the evil spirit of the Nile. Not suitable for childrens. 1st edition signed by the authour. Wire bound, A6. ISBN: 978-09556093-4-3. £2.99 | ||||
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'Negative Paradigms By J.M.B. 2008 Colour flip chart calendar with day planner. 12 Hand drawn and coloured 'monster' illustrations from 1998, negatively inverted in photoshop, wire bound A5. ISBN: 978-09556093-6-7. £4.99 |
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'Noobie Do Time By J.M.B. 2008 Colour flip chart calendar with day planner. Noobie Art from the King's Evil Gallery feature on Planet Noob. 12 detailed fantasy poster adverts, made in flash. £4.99 |
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Terms & Conditions: Purchase Price of an item is not inclusive of postage, but I do not charge VAT. There are no extra charges for buying the PDF format of the book. All goods bought with Paypal are despatched by Royal Mail 1st Class or Airmail in padded envelopes. I am not responsible for goods lost or damaged by Royal Mail. But, for a secure, insured, signed for delivery, add 1.00 pounds to your costs, or I can arrange for a private courier to deliver. I will sell all goods worldwide, Paypal converts the costs into your currency auto. All goods are tried and tested before despatch. But, if you find there is a technical fault with your CD's, PDF or 'Screaming Zephyr' please return them for testing, and if appropriate I will make a refund via Paypal. We post within 2-3 days, but please note this is a private venture, run from a small office, and we may experience technical difficulties with printers and computers, but your goods are guaranteed despatch within 2 weeks. If your order exceeds 1 copy of each item, there WILL be delays. If you are company wanting to buy bulk, I suggest you send an email first. The PDF (electronic book) version of Kaiser's Kaledioscopic Kosmology will be sent to you as an email attatchment to the electronic address you have provided, you will need a PDF reader to view it. Paypal is the most secure form of online international crediting, and works just like a credit card, for a small percentage fee, you are covered for indemnity by this company with purchases, and you don't have to register with them to buy stuff. Every single shred of art you buy has been made, manipulated and edited 10 times over, by my own hands, and is completely original, and exists under the copyright of myself, James M Burton © 1990-2007. spooksprung@btinternet.com |