Thirsty Drink Island!

This is the place for all drinking and drinking and falling over. There are 8 pubs, all stocking a full range of all the drinky drinks of the Runescape. Each pub is specialist. There is a wine ship to the island, that sails from Port Khazard (yes, no free loader drunkards allowed). You must be Level 50 cooking, Level 50 drinking and have done Grimms Pub Crawl Mini Quest and also have 50 in farming. There is a farming patch for the growing of the barley for use in the two breweries, that are 3 times extra fast fermenting due to sulphurous sugar water from the well. The bank is only accessible when you are sober to tipsy.

You can drink and drink and more drink also eat well at the super hot curry and kebab houses. When you are so blind drunked and have artifically levelled your agility to 70, you can go diving off the pier and raise agility by 3000 point per time if you don't drown! (Lifeguards provided)There is also Mini Games of darts and skittles!

There are stewards that will help you walk and push you in wheelchair if you go coma drinked, also a nurse with purgatives! If you may get so drunky you get violent and have a fight, you are very welcome, but if we don't like you we lock you up in the ship's hold.

Pubs

The Listing Lumber: The Wine ship with 12 different vintages.
The Drinky Whale: This has pirate and seamen ales.
The Peachy Porker: for all the ciders.
Chicken-a-doodle Do: for the Gnome cocktails
Persian King: specialist in exotic Arabian spirits.
Junga's Bongo Bar: for jungle brews that make you go spacey wizzy.
King Alfred's Head: For all the homebrew ales of Camelot.
Saki Sark & Sushi: this only has the rice wine vodka!

Thankyou for vishating my islands, I hopesh yorsh jiz note tooo drinked! hic!

By Spooksprings JMB 2005